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Email

Can’t make this stuff up. Not if I tried. Not that I would need to, I seem to have people humor me all the time. Like this one. Can’t forget this one either. Common sense. Not very common at all, now is it? Someone was asking for my email. So to make things easier, I told …

Application Humor

Someone I know had this as their Facebook status yesterday, and it made me literally laugh out loud. Because it’s so true! She wrote: Whenever I am filling out an application, and I get to the part where it asks “who should we contact in case of an emergency”, I always write in “doctor”. What’s …

Funniest Kid Ever

So I am waiting in the lobby of the hospital earlier this morning, and this adorable little girl (had to be 2 1/2 or three years old at max) caught my eye. She was giving her mom a hard time and running around in a crowded area (every young mother’s nightmare, I’m sure). To try …

Consumers

As I was patiently waiting (not really) in line to return something at customer service in Target earlier today, I overheard the following conversation between the cashier and consumer. Consumer: I want to return this (this being a child’s outfit). Cashier: Ok, do you have a receipt? Consumer: No. Cashier: How did you pay? Consumer: …

Joke

I love jokes… and am pretty easily amused most times. So I thought I’d share a joke today: How do you make gold soup? Give up? Put 14 carrots in it. Get it? Carrots, karats. Oh, forget it! 🙂 P.S. Happy Birthday Faraz! P.S. Don’t forget to leave me a comment below on your thoughts! …

Cricket

The sport, not the insect. I don’t understand it, I don’t like it, and I certainly don’t have the patience and/or attention span to watch it. Do you know how long those games are? 8 HOURS! Sometimes, they take FIVE days! That means 8 hours X 5 days = you must be crazy if you …

Joke

I love (funny) jokes, and the one below is probably one of the funniest I’ve read or heard in a while: Real Ad: Ad seen in the The New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. …